THE FEEL-GOOD HIT OF THE SUMMER!

10:11 pm - update~!

drunk and in a ditch, aint that a bitch?

i work too much.
im single again.

so i was thinking...i really don't have too much of an online 'life' anymore (if thats what you call it). i used to spend a lot of time online talking to a lot of different people. now i spend a moderate amount of time online talking to a few select people. i guess i've had too many long gaps in online presence and lost contact. ah well just an observation. life for me now means slaving away for the company i work for. working 60+ hrs a week makes you feel like a ragdoll for the man. easily disposed of after being used or whatever. that sucks, but i'm thought of highly @ work because i work my ass off so i'll probably continue to climb the corporate ladder. or so i hope. woot.

Current Mood: lol 'chipper'

06:20 pm

after further consideration, i've decided to be straight again. email me for details of discreet sexual encounters.

08:32 pm

so after much drama with a few different females in my life over the past week, i have decided to be gay! email me for details of my coming out party.

09:44 pm - return of the mack

computer back online after a long hiatus. that is SO hot.

11:45 pm

12:28 am - holy cow

after further searching i discovered that michelle thomas died of stomach cancer in 1998. :(

12:15 am - sup

yo. if i had the motivation to create a poll for this maybe i would, but instead i'll just ask here and pretend like enough people read my little lj dumpster to reply to this post. which category do you fit into?

A) I do not associate with anyone I regularly talk to on the internet 'in real life'. I don't use the internet for meeting social friends, but rather as a tool for entertainment.

B) I have met a few people that I've come in contact with online, but generally I seperate my online friends with those I hang out with 'in real life'.

C) Most of my friends have internet access, therefore I talk to them online a lot. I've also met some folks online that I hang out with every so often.

D) A lot of the people I hang out with 'in real life' I've met on the internet. I communicate with almost everyone I know online, regardless of where I've met them.

E) The internet is where I meet and communicate with most of my friends. Everyone I hang out with has been introduced to me in one way or another on the internet.

Surveys are ghey, but I'm curious to know where others stand. I personally am a B. For whatever reason I've always seperated online friends with 'real life' friends. There are exceptions of course, but I can count on one hand the number of people I've met online then followed through with a 'real life' meeting.

12:03 am

s'da damn deal yo. i here kickin it on dis hur computa fo sho. i bout to flip up on out the atx tomorro head straight south to the port a to the ransas. fo sheez, my homies been goin there for like 22 years n shit. last year the first time i done missed it. daaaamn. i gotz da damn days off from tomorrow to monday. word.

10:35 pm - woot woot wooooot

what a weekend. friday night we went to a country bar and had chicks teach us how to two-step. it was fun in a going-to-a-country-bar kind of way. last night we played bingo and went bowling. woohaaa - good clean christian fun. i saw a girl i knew from like 8 years ago at the bowling alley but wasn't convinced it was her so i didn't go talk to her. today i bought some boots at academy for some reason (god forbid i turn into a cowboy). then we went to a pet store and paid $4 to have a rat fed to their big ol' python. nature is a cruel, cruel thing but snakes eating mice is fun to watch. next was a mexican food restaurant for a few beers. i overheard the bartender telling some lady at the bar all of the margaritas that they made there, which included avacado margaritas, jalapeno margaritas, and a few other strange concoctions. so i asked the guy if he'd ever made an enchilada margarita. of course he hadn't, so i had him whip one up for us to try. if you ever have the opportunity to sample a beef enchilada blended up in a margarita, don't. that was the worst idea i've ever had in my entire life. next door to the mexican food restaurant was a hobby shop so we went in and bought a model rocket. 30 minutes later, it's all assembled and we shoot it off in the parking lot of a nearby football stadium. twice it shot up over 600 feet and parachuted down onto a nearby freeway. we had to go get on the freeway to get it both times, but it was successfully recovered. amazing.

i forgot to call my mom for her birthday yesterday. i'm the worst son in the world.

05:47 am

sup. i'm still alive!@#$!@#%

08:34 pm

sup y'all. its tuesday...almost mid-week, so you know what i'm up to. work, work, work. day 2 and i've already worked as many hours as some people work in a whole week! yay!

spurs game tonight. i'll have some money on the line so wish me luck.

i was thinking today that a lot of people have a shitty existence because they choose to. so many people you cross paths with never smile and won't even respond to a friendly 'hello'. people get so depressed over stupid worldly situations, almost all of which are financial. i guess i just don't understand why people can't be happy with what they have and make the most of things. a gay rant. i could delve into that crap further but who wants to read.

the moral of the story: smile more often, people.

if you have the opportunity, don't watch the video of the beheading of the US contractor in iraq that's going around. it's some pretty disturbing shit.

RE the whole situation in iraq: the whole campaign's intentions have been marred by the overblown media coverage of the US soldiers who 'tortured' iraqi soldiers. a few bad peas in the pod and now everyone's a fucking peacenik again. tell me which is worse: a few stupid soldiers taking pictures of themselves pissing on, fondling, and shocking iraqi soldiers, or the torture and eventual murder, shredding, and burial of a few million kurds and shiits? ignore the liberals who preach about the lack of WMD evidence and look at the big picture. take a look at this article.

11:20 pm - WOOT

SUP Y'ALL? k so here's the latest in my fuckin badass life (jealous).

on friday night i went to a boxing match that miller (work) sponsored. twas fun. i took some customers of mine and took all their money betting on the matches. i tried to take this chick i've had a thing for, but she didn't want to go cause she doesnt like boxing. or so she says.

i went to visit the mom this weekend for mother's day. good times, good times. mom was happy.

someone who is just now reading my journal says all i do is drink beer. im sorry if that's how this BLOG reads, but that's not all i do. i sware!@!#@!@#% *takes a swig of cold delicious miller lite* i don't write everything i do in this damn thing like some people.

i'm like a dog in heat. a freak without warning. i got an appetite for sex cause...

Current Mood: curious

11:35 pm

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Current Mood: happy

09:36 pm - hooray! i'm a cutmaster

alright this is the last of em i promise!@#$ if you only read one of these logs, read the following one.

peep my new icon. jealous? its a banner button thingy i made for a pr0n site way back in '98. please dont thieve it?

( This one cracks me up every time i go back and read it. THE most gullible woman on earth.  )

( Is it annoying when you paste this much data beneath a  )


( Last one, i promise. Woot! )

Current Mood: creative

09:18 pm

tonight i shall figure out wtf this whole "BELOW THE CUT" deal people do is. cause all i wanna do is cut. in order to do so, i'll have to paste some fun AIM logs. 'beyond' and 'Doctor Martins' are yours truly! the names of retarded bitches and dumb fucks have been edited.

( We'll begin with this dumbfuck. Boy there are some retarded people on the internet! )

( Then of course you have this lovable creature. I feel so bad for taking advantage of his mental disabilities. Of course all the bleeps and blips are random gayity )

( This bitch wanted my gangsta-ass cock and balls! )

damnit i guess there's a size restriction on posts. i'll have to post another long annoying entry!

09:38 pm - why yes, it HAS been a long time since i posted in my journal!

ladies and gentlemen,
the past 2 weeks of my life have been consumed with frustration. it all started when i upgraded my computer. k-rad xp2800+, 500gb storage, . so all is fine and dandy for one week until a some goofy windows error comes up and to make a very, very, very long story short, windows wouldn't boot anymore. so anyhow i go through the standard troubleshooting regimen of removing hardware, adding hardware, swapping hardware. its a hardware problem, right? since i just upgraded my system a week before, it HAS to be some bad hardware i picked up somewhere. wrong again, numb nuts! i finally broke down and threw the hard drive into my roommate's computer and it wouldn't boot there either. countless man hours later a virus scan revealed an infection! and i even wore protection! you know, they say the smallest of virii can make it through the pores of a latex firewall. so i dig up another hard drive to install windows to in order to repair the infected files on my main hard disk with norton, but when my computer was laying on its side all open with guts hanging out, yet another hard drive sitting on the desk fell into the machine and landed right smackthwap on top of the fucking hard drive fan so i had to go BACK to frys (3 trips to frys, 3 trips to best buy total) to drop another $30 on a cpu fan.

gha this has been quite the headache. i need a beer and a blowjob and IN THAT ORDER, DAMNIT. so now i'm sitting here waiting for nortons to do its thing, typing this lovely journal to you, the reader, who probably quit reading my gay sob story long ago. i like little boys, i rob banks and i rape the elderly. see i told knew you quit reading.

so the moral of the story is use a fucking antivirus. if you need an ILLEGALLY PIRATED VERSION of one, please let me know. i may be able to point you in the right direction. years upon years of computing and i've never had a (serious) virus.

i love you! yes you! when we chat together, we shall use protection though.

Current Mood: aggravated

07:23 pm - PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS POST

i told you not to read this. i dont think people read these things anyhow.
i havent updated this thing in a long ass time. this weekend i'm going camping on some lake in the middle of nowhere with some guys from work. much beer will be involved.

next weekend is founder's day out in dripping springs. much more beer will be involved.

hrm. i'm about to go to clicks billiards to meet a good friend who's in from florida. moderate beer will be involved.

mmm. beer.

...but i'm no alcoholic, damnit. just a mild mannered beer salesman.

03:33 pm - i lost my keys.

so we leave the bar last night and go to some chinese food restaurant and this drunk bitch passes out on the table in the middle of 'dinner' and WONT wake the fuck up so i have to sling her drunk ass over my shoulder, the whole time proclaiming "WOW, SHE MUST BE REALLY TIRED" cause she was piss drunk and underage. when we got back to the apt there was some girl leaving who i hadn't seen in a while so i stopped to talk to her and gave my keys to someone so they could lug drunk girl inside. i never got my keys back. bueno!

Current Mood: aggravated

11:29 pm

right now i have been drinking a bit so i will jsut share with you a joke i made upo tonight. one that is awful and sickening and i will probably be punsished eternally for.

Q: HEY MAN HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE NEW "THE PASSION OF CHRIST" DVD?

A: IT HAS ALTERNATE ENDINGS!!!

damn. i dont take credit for that in god's eyes. fyi.

03:30 pm

well poo.  the one show i wanted to see last night was all fucked.  dilated peoples didn't even play - apparently they backed out at the last minute for some gay reason.  in their place were the 'handsome boy modeling school' minus any of their good talent.  they sucked large hairy nads, as it seemed their set was just thrown together just as quickly as dilated peoples backed out.

the next act was the only good one of the night.  i first saw 'crystal method' at a rave back in 2001 (yes i went to a few raves, no i didnt take ecstasy, no i didnt suck on shit, yes i had fun) and they blew me away, so i was looking forward to seeing them again.  their showing last night wasn't as impressive but i must say it was good.  the only thing i don't know about is exactly how much of their music they're actually creating right then and there and how much of it is pretending to do so ("lip-synching sans lips").  their timing seemed to be off at places and what they were doing with their instruments didn't make much sense relative to sounds being broadcast.  anyhow, milli vanilli-like or not, it was fun to watch.  the lighting is half the show.

'N.E.R.D.' was next.  i can't claim to have ever heard them prior to last night, aside from pharrell with 'frontin', but i was under the impression that they were hip hop for some reason.  i couldn't have been more wrong.  i have never seen so many people be into such shitty music before.  remember ice t's band 'body count' (cop killer)?  remember how bad they sucked?  they've got to be N.E.R.D.'s inspiration, only N.E.R.D. decided to take it to a whole new level of shit.

i valued my sxsw experience at $115.  i lost out on $13.  not to mention the ~$200 spent on beer and cab rides.

Crystal Method - $10, Everyone else last night - $0

but i will be buying a wristband next year to experience it all over again.  it was worth it - i had fun. 

Current Mood: content